My co-worker brought in a red velvet cake for her birthday. She offered me a slice. I took it.
I took a big bite. I almost died.
So I literally have spent the last hour eating this piece of cake. That is me at 50% consumption.
Never in my life have I had to pace myself while eating.
This cake must be the devil.
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